What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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