Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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