My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
