Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Are we still banned from the library?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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