it was like his penis was on wheels.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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