I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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