Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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