I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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