Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
