I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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