awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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