I forgot how hot balto sounded
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over