He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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