Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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