rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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