Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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