I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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