have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
please come you make the beer taste better
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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