she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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