I'm going to jail i love you
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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