My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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