if i can run in heels then i can drive
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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