remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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