my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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