i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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