Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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