yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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