talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Someone came in the potted fern
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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