why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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