Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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