My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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