I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
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Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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