I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
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Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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