There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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