From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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