had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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