What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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