how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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