I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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