I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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