im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Me too!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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