There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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