Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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