I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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