You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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