Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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