I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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