pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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