She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Panties = found
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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