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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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