Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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