You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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