and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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