I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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