My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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